Pigasus by Phil Cummings

Pigasus

I got hair growing round my nose and throat
I don’t ever exercise the right to vote
When you see me on the street you’re yelling
‘Jesus Christ!’
But I’m getting high, I’m doing all right!
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I aint ever gonna go to Viet Nam
I’d prefer to stay right here and screw your Mom
When you see me on the street you’re yelling
‘Jesus Christ’!
But I’m getting high, I’m doing all right!

When I walk down the street
The people that I meet
Hold their noses and say
‘How are you fixed for blades?’
But I just walk on by
I don’t even hear them
Because I’m HIGH
And I’m getting almost as much
Pussy as a spade!