“Should we just leave him here like this? What if his parents come in and find all this shit?”
“Fucking asshole. It would serve him right. He belongs in a fucking padded cell. See if you can wake him up.”
I bent down and looked at Spanky’s face. When I looked at it closely I almost pissed myself from the shock. His eyes were fucking open! I hadn’t seen an expression like that since I watched Big Ralph kick the bucket. It was a twisted rictus of death. I got down on my hands and knees and put my ear on his back to listen where his heart was. Oh Fuck!
“Hugh, man, he’s fucking dead!”
“Aw, no shit? I knew that tubby cocksucker was on a mission to ruin my fucking evening.”