Brain Vacuum by Phil Cummings

Brain Vacuum

“I was so wasted at first it didn’t matter.” She gave me a kiss on the head. “I came onto that shit in the hairdressers. Man, they wanted to put me in one of those big assed hair dryers that make a noise like a jet taking off. I hallucinated that it was a vacuum to suck my brains out through my skull so I started freaking out. They decided just to do braids to calm me down.”
“Man, this is strong acid,” said Willow.