Ceasars by Phil Cummings

Ceasars

"...Karen speaks highly of you. Are you looking forward to the show?”
Was I about to humiliate myself by lying to say that I was eager to see Paul Fucking Anka, some nineteen-fifties loser who washed up on the stage in Lame Town to spend his last broken years crooning to his aging and mostly-deaf fans? Did I love Karen that much?