Conferencia by Phil Cummings


“I grew up on a ranch, Paul. Do you know what this is?”
“No Christine. What is it?”
“Its an electric cattle prod, Paul. Jim used to love to use this thing on people! He went to a conference of Inter American Police Chiefs in Buenos Aires and those guys from Paraguay and Bolivia really sold him on these things. It really hurts. Don’t believe me?”
She put the prod into my armpit. The pain was unbelievable. I screamed. She held the prod an inch from my face.
“All my neighbors are at work but keep the noise down sonny or you’ll make me angry. You don’t want me to be angry, do you? Our date’s been going so good up to now!” Our date?