Donkey Dick
After
about forty-five minutes of nobody knowing what to do the new leader of
The Horsemen, The Bear’s real family, a guy they called Donkey because
his first name was Richard and he was reputedly super well-hung (Donkey
Dick, get it?), came up to the microphone.
“Hey everybody! Quiet! You guys! HEY! Shut the fuck UP! Yep, that means you too, motherfucker! I’ll kick yer fuckin’ ass…"