Donkey Dick by Phil Cummings

Donkey Dick

After about forty-five minutes of nobody knowing what to do the new leader of The Horsemen, The Bear’s real family, a guy they called Donkey because his first name was Richard and he was reputedly super well-hung (Donkey Dick, get it?), came up to the microphone.
“Hey everybody! Quiet! You guys! HEY! Shut the fuck UP! Yep, that means you too, motherfucker! I’ll kick yer fuckin’ ass…"