El Raton by Phil Cummings

El Raton

He was determined to be pissed-off in ‘The Happiest Place On Earth’ because no fucking asshole with a Hitler mustache and a logo of a Mouse was going to force him to be happy if he didn’t want to be! Let all those fat-faced, pasty, cottage-cheesed-thigh yokels from those ghastly places in the Midwest where they browse next to their steers most of the year instantly be happy when they’re told to be but Stan Collins wasn’t going to be pushed around by some tyrannical mind game to increase the profits of a greedy corporation.