Lingerie Beaver by Phil Cummings

Lingerie Beaver

The Goal, the Prime Directive, Objective Numero Uno, the Meaning Of Life! What a paradox to be so near and yet so far. Here I was in a whorehouse with the price of a piece of ass in my pocket and a raging hard-on staring into the hungry maw of a sexual rental machine but denied, by a cruel establishment whose Age-ist prejudice was protecting my so hated and despised virginity