Ruby Shoots Oswald
I was sitting in my house on the Saturday after the assassination trying to get a good look at the dope who did something so pointless and stupid as shoot the President when some other jerk popped out of the crowd and pumped a couple of slugs into him! Now THAT was cool! I just watched somebody get snuffed on live TV! Lee Harvey Oswald getting shot really stirred people up, too. They were in the mood to lynch LHO already but they really wanted to fuck up Ruby in the most lingering, painful way possible.