Sheep by Phil Cummings


“Fucking send her and let me stay home! In fact, why don’t you go out to Moapa and round up a couple of sheep for those fucking nomads? It’ll be like home for them. You wont even have to wash the liquid sheep shit off the fucking fur on their butts. I don’t know anything about that place, that fucking Saudia they’re always blabbing about, but it sounds like a fucking dump, like Pahrump only with A...rabs and shit. They live in tents in the middle of the desert for fuck sake! At least in Pahrump they have goddamned doublewides instead of a fucking tent. I mean, they don’t throw bags over their old ladies because they’re super good looking that’s for fucking sure! They are the horniest, most inept motherfuckers I have ever fucking met!”