The Rimmer
“Paul, there are some things a woman can do much better than a man.”
“Like what?” I said, concentrating on getting the crab cake onto my plate. This chick was downright scary.
“Well, for instance, if someone had a long tongue,” she stuck out
her tongue. I did a double take. It was freakishly long, like one of
those lizards in that cheesy sci-fi flick ‘The Land Before Time’. Coming
out of her angular face it made her look totally like a lizard. So instead of
changing into a giant wasp she’s turned into some ancient Egyptian
goddess with a lizard’s head on a human body.
“If someone had a long tongue they would be so much better at rimming.”
I almost sw